CADAVER CHRONICLES

CADAVER CHRONICLES

Studyin in a medical college during First year students are required to study human body inside out by slicin through a helpless cadaver and see the organization inside. Kinda scary stuff at beginnin.

It had been few months we had been tinklin with our allotted cadaver and its public and private parts. Now as to get familiar with it we had nicknamed it Caddy, our caddy buddy. As much as we were gettin comfortable around it, I guess, Caddy was getting more uncomfortable with us around it, gettin incised with sharp blades here and there. Well almost everywhere except skull where it had to  be open  up with….. Not less than……hammer and saw. Sometimes I thought it would wake up from its deathly slumber, the way zombies do and would bring justice to all of us for torturin it like we did. But sadly anything like C-grade horror movie scene did not happen and we had to make do with less thrillin adventures……. I mean lesser than Caddy saying Hasta la Vista baby but not less in any other way. Here’s one I came to know of…….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

A  group of totally crazy guyz. A Caddy. And a birthday.

They giggled at the thought and decided to do it. Today Caddy’s Shvantzenstucker (No Anatomical Mumbo-jumbo…this is Yiddish for The Male Organ) was to be dissected from his remainin body and needless to say… studied.

And this job was allotted to The Birthday Boy. While he was at it, they started to sing birthday hymns in hushed voices. Then clappin followed as Caddy-Pecker-Cake- cuttin-Ritual got over.

Of course no one tasted this one cake.

They laughed like some 6^th graders had cracked a non veggie and whole class was saw them like they were chanting some top secret pagan mantras. And getting attention from galz side is healthy especially when things seem secretive.

Professor did catch them dsturbin the peace of class but nothin more happened. Everyone got entertained in otherwise borin dissection class.  They did and others with little unexpected disturbance which broke Law of Anatomy Land- Peaceful boredom!!